Ducking and diving down under…

Seeing a 3 metre shark heading straight for me with it’s mouth open, I heeded the divemaster’s advice from the briefing session and ducked down behind the reef.  The experience of that shark passing less than half a metre over the top of me is one I won’t forget. I was close enough to have plucked out one of the teeth it was about to shed from the front of its jaw – but remembering just how sharp one tooth felt when we handled it in the briefing session, I kept my hands well away.

Sounds dramatic? The stuff of dreams or nightmares? OK – let me come clean… Yes I was in the water with the shark and yes it came that close to me with it’s mouth open.   However, I was diving at the Aquarium of Western Australia (AQWA) and not the open sea on this occasion and an encounter like that was almost guaranteed when you’re in a tank full of large nurse sharks and smaller whaler sharks.

Despite their size and scary ‘open mouthed’ appearance, nurse sharks are relatively placid, particularly if they’ve spent a fair chunk of their lives being waited on hand and foot in a big bath.  However, if you were to pop up right in front of them when they’re not expecting it then they have been known to bite, so the emphasis of the briefing before entering the water is to make sure you have excellent buoyancy control and stay close to the bottom of the aquarium at all times.

Having not been under the water for a couple of years, I was grateful for the open water refresher I’d done on a wreck trail dive the week before – at least I knew if I my mask was flicked off by another diver’s fin or I had problems with buoyancy I would deal with it calmly and not inadvertently head into the path of an oncoming shark or stingray.

I must admit feeling a twinge of apprehension as I was about to enter the water and looked down to see a large grey outline with a fin breaking the surface. If you’re watching these creatures through the glass tunnels and windows below, firstly you won’t see this classic view of the shark’s fin and secondly, the effect of the glass reduces the apparent size of the object being viewed by 30%.

This size reduction caused much hilarity amongst the audience gathered in the observation tunnel below as, according to my wife and daughters later, we looked ‘like hobbits’ when we entered the water. Diving with an audience was certainly a new experience and quite disconcerting when you see them pointing at things around you that you can’t see as quickly – The narrow field of view from the mask, restriction of the regulator feed,  position of the air tank and resistance of the water makes rapid head and body turning harder. It was only on playing back some of the video my daughter was taking of me from the observation tunnel that I appreciated how close I was to some of the tank’s inhabitants, particularly the stingray who seems to have developed a bit of a game of darting underneath the divers at unexpected moments.

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For any divers heading out to Western Australia for the first time then I recommend Bell Scuba for their excellent range of gear for hire. These guys also take some responsibility for looking after the Bell Park Wreck Trail dive site which is literally off the shore opposite their beach front premises.

It’s in a tank, only 5 metres down and the inhabitants are more like pets than wild creatures – but, it’s an amazing experience and well worth doing if you can.  Find the Shark Dive Experience details here and a Virtual Tour that gives a better idea than my fuzzy pics.

Gone 'rideabout' down under…

The Western Australian city of Perth has changed a fair bit over the last 15 years since my first visit out there. When you revisit places over a long time period, the change is very noticeable. The city skyline is still a familiar shape with it’s distinctive modern skyscrapers set on the banks of the Swan River but the northern suburbs, where my brother-in-law has lived for 20 years, have expanded dramatically since my last visit in 2000.  The shopping malls and retail areas have doubled and tripled in size and the once relatively peaceful freeways (by UK standards) are now bursting with traffic. The traffic ‘squeeze’, as it is referred to over there, is becoming a severe problem and various schemes are underway to relieve the pressures on the road system.

Cars were also in the press for another reason on our arrival as we landed in Perth in the aftermath of a dramatic and violent storm.  The newspapers, TV and web were full of images of cars that had suffered the effect of being hit by hailstones the size of golf balls and bigger – when metal panels and glass meet fast falling lumps of ice – the ice wins – big time!

My brother-in-law’s solution to commuting misery has been to buy a motorbike – which makes the journey in and out of the city relatively painless as he just rides between the lines of stationary or crawling cars. As soon as we arrived at his place I was drooling over the Triumph Street Triple he rides and was both somewhat surprised and delighted that my suggestion about hiring a bike met with approval from my wife – who has never been the biggest of bike fans.

A quick search on the web and I discovered Sunset Motorcycle Hire who had an interesting range of larger Suzukis available. I rang Colin, who runs the company, and arranged to pick up a DL 650 V-Strom during the following week.

It turned out to be a good choice for someone of my height and size as the riding position is very comfortable but it still offers the kind of capable performance I’ve experienced on larger Sports Tourers in the past such as GSXs, VFRs and my beloved modified GPZ750R.

I’ve plotted out the road trip we did on this Google Map but basically it can be summarised as…

  • Connolly to Mundaring Weir (where the Mundaring Weir Hotel is recommended for a break/drink)
  • Mundaring Weir to Serpertine Falls (great/quiet roads through the hills and good for a refreshing dip – wild kangaroos seem guaranteed)
  • Serpentine Falls into the City (ride in the shadows of the skyscrapers then out through Northbridge, the old quarter)
  • City to Connolly via the Sunset Coast road (time this for the evening for the full effect of the sun setting over the ocean)

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So, if you’re heading for Perth and want to enjoy the sights without getting stuck in traffic then I recommend contacting Sunset Motorcycle Hire for their good range of bikes and excellent service. Then get out into the Perth Hills, along the quiet outback roads, tour the City then head along the sunset coast for a memorable day’s biking.

Ten hopes for the Tens…

In the next decade I hope that…

1. … as my kids go through their teenage years and do as many stupid things as I did that…
a) They survive and are not permanently damaged
b) I can see the context and show understanding

2. … my wife and I are not grandparents by 2020

3. … the wonderful teamwork I share with my wife grows stronger still and we can channel it in some exciting new directions

4. … I get as much fulfillment and enjoyment out of my working life as I have done over the last two decades

5. … those clever genetic scientists create an injection that will give me perfect hearing again

6. …  my parents celebrate 2020 New Year with me

7. … the Western world understands it debt to under-developed nations and helps them to help us safeguard our planet

8. … Web Content Management continues to thrive and prosper and evolve in many exciting new directions

9. … I will be able to wear the dinner jacket I bought in 2000 for the 2020 celebrations (because it certainly doesn’t fit for the 2010 ones 😦 )

10. …  I can give up Twitter and blogging for a whole week without getting uncomfortable withdrawal symptoms

What are yours?…

10 things about me…

In response to Jon Mark’s personal meme tag… ID 42a4263e9ae40c23da79bd43370fd814

1. My interest in the web and communications technologies is driven by my chosen profession of marketing (22 years now) but also very much due to a genetic problem of premature deafness that has plagued my family for generations. Having grown up with two disabled parents (my father who is profoundly deaf and my mother, who has had Multiple Sclerosis since I was born) my interest in technology has been shaped by how it can help disabled people lead better and more fulfilled lives. The point here is that, for me personally, something very positive has come out of a difficult childhood and a growing disability – namely an exciting and fulfilling career.

2. I am a feminist. My household is female dominated with my wife, two daughters, a male cat (neutered) and a goldfish of indistinguishable sexuality. I have grown to accept my place but actually do believe the world would be much better off with more women in authority. Case in point – what is currently being described as a testosterone fuelled ‘male recession’ and also the appalling repression of women in Afghanistan.

3. Probably the most bizarre thing that has happened to me so far is ending up in a decompression chamber in Perth Hyperbaric Medicine Unit on Christmas Day and Boxing Day in the year 2000. I’m sure there aren’t many people who can, or would even want to claim this, and it is a lengthy story involving my brother-in-law (an experienced divemaster) and a dive computer enabled multi-level wreck dive on the HMAS Swan off the coast of Australia – that all went wrong!

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4. I love writing. My education was disrupted at times by family circumstances (see point 1) but my main interests at school were history, art and writing. This was also the key theme of my early career where, as a public relations person, I wrote articles for lazy journalists. The buzz of getting articles published (more than often completely unedited) was a strong one and I guess a compliment but I hated the ‘relations’ side of it all – so moved on.

5. Whether it’s by luck or judgement I seem to have been on the spot a number of times when history has been made during the digital revolution of the last two decades – from being in the House of Commons when the first Digital Terrestrial Television transmissions were demonstrated, helping launch the first cable modem service (broadband) in the UK, to promoting some of the first 3G mobile phone services in the world – can’t claim much more than having just been there doing marketing stuff – but it’s been a lot of fun and provided some major learning experiences

6. I can still mono-ski. I learnt to water-ski when I was younger and have been delighted to discover on a number of occasions that this is a skill like riding a bike (ie you don’t forget how to do it). Even though I have added several stone to my 6’3” frame over the years I can still deep water start on one water ski. I’m completely exhausted after one lap of a lake but I can still ‘get up’ on one ski – that’s ‘get up’ by the way!!!

7. I love knocking walls down. Grand Designs is an inspiration and has led me to removing around 5 walls in my house so far to ‘open up the space’ – the problem is that after that new space is achieved I tend to lose interest and I’m terrible at finishing off all the fiddly bits – probably a bit like my approach to web projects 😉

8. I live in a strange hybrid world where my marketing colleagues think I’m a ‘techie’ and technical colleagues think I’m a very dangerous marketing person who knows a bit about IT. I guess this is akin to sitting on a fence – which at times is both painful and frustrating – but I really think our pioneering digital space would be made easier if more people would make the effort to cross what is often a wide divide – in both directions!.

9. My specific interests and experiences in content management started when I helped build NTL’s first public website www.ntl.co.uk in html way back in 1994/5 (where the URL directs to now shows the onward history of this). I still have that original site on a floppy disk and have looked at it from time to time to see just how wrong it was in the context of audience focused web development and engagement we strive for today. It was a frustrating experience to say the least – akin to my programming efforts on my Sinclair ZX Spectrum as a teenager (really showing my age now 😉 )

10. I am a frustrated biker. I learnt to ride motorbikes a long time before learning to drive a car and once you’ve experienced that exhilaration on two wheels – four wheels will never do – even several ‘track day experiences’ in very fast cars have failed to match up to it. I’m sad to say my choice of bikes was inspired by what became known as ‘the Top Gun bike’ – unfortunately I couldn’t quite afford the insurance on the 900cc version so had to settle for the 750cc one but it gives me a gratuitous reason to put a picture of that beloved bike on my blog – hooray!!! Why frustrated? Well having to weigh up the desire to own another big powerful bike with my daughters’ pleas that they don’t want daddy to die, is a tough one.

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I’ll pass this on to some former blogging colleagues who may or may not wish to play but will be interesting all the same – @matthewgoode, @dmeineck, @rich_allen consider yourselves tagged

Please speak up! – Voice search is growing fast…

Due to a genetic curse that has plagued my family for generations, I have impaired hearing (well before natural ageing determines that I should have anyway). It’s probably not the sort of thing (along with politics, religion and relationships) that I should be discussing on a blog site. However, the simple fact is that this growing disability has driven my interest in web and communications technology and, on that basis, has actually enhanced rather than damaged my career so far.

Having seen my father’s career impacted badly by not being able to communicate effectively in an office environment I was naturally very keen to understand how and where things like email, the web and instant messaging could help me, as and when traditional communications such as the telephone became difficult to use.

speakupSimilarly, I have always kept a close eye on things like voice-to-text translation. Watching my father and aunt trying to communicate these days would illustrate why. Neither of them has any natural hearing left and even the most advanced digital hearing aids are not much use to them anymore. So they have to communicate using a combination of lip reading and pen and paper – which is not the most conducive way to have a meaningful and useful discussion.

During my time at Lucent, I worked on a couple of projects to help explain and communicate VoiceXML concepts. This is basically the ability to drive mobile phone functions by voice which has been adopted by most operators in some form to help users navigate through multiple options, particularly in hands-free usage.

A few years later, at the hosted services company I worked for, I was promoting the use of SpinVox, a service that converts voice messages into SMS and email and does so surprisingly well too.

However, when I suggested a couple of years ago now that the rise of sophisticated mobile apps might mean people being able to speak content into their content management systems in the future and control its publication via voice – suffice it to say it the idea was met with stony silence.

It’s therefore with both personal and professional interest that coverage of Google comments at this year’s Web 2.0 Expo have focused on its announcement that it believes “Voice search is a new form of search and that it is core to our business” and to support that statement the Google representative, Vic Gundotra said “I get the advantage of looking at daily voice queries coming in and it’s amazing. It’s working. It’s reached a tipping point. It’s growing and growing very, very fast and we are thrilled about it,”

Interestingly its uptake as an iPhone app is being credited with this growth and, as it is one of those developments that improves as more people use it, then it looks like this an area destined for bigger and better things. I can already see the potential for an iPhone type device to give a real time text view of what someone is saying to me, as and when hearing aids can no longer provide any benefit. With 9 million hearing impaired people in the UK alone and an iPod generation merrily destroying their hearing prematurely – it looks like a potentially big market. If a developer’s not already buried in the iPhone SDK doing this already then there’s an idea for free. Just send me a note when it’s ready – don’t bother calling as I don’t hear the phone ring 😉