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This gem of corporate advertising stood out to me from the pages of The Times yesterday. (Click for a larger image if you are remotely interested in reading it for yourself or find the longer online version here…)
It’s basically McDonalds, a corporation that has been merrily polluting our bodies and the environment for many decades, proclaiming their health giving properties and ‘eco’ credentials.
While I’m sure they have enough evidence of their claims to avoid action by the Advertising Standards Authority (a pretty toothless body if ever there was one) the way I read this personally was as a list of ‘guilty as charged’ pronouncements.
To me, McDonalds has always been a very ‘reactive’ organisation and the majority of the statements it makes in this advertisement (to investors one presumes) have only come about due to upsurges in public opinion, changes in legislation and profit imperative – plus the fact it feels obliged to have a ‘corporate and social responsibility’ these days.
All the time it could get away with poisoning us, insidiously indoctrinating our children and spreading its detritus across the world at as little cost to itself as possible, it has done so – therefore, this type of pompous corporate bullshit really sticks in my throat – a bit like their double quarter-pounders with cheese 😉